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ditching your friends for a girl
oh guys i gotta pull an alex law. I have to meet this girl. bye guys
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the alex law was put in place after years of abuse by the friend christa, it states that whatever actions are pressed agianst himself the same will be inflicted upon the accuser
Christa bites alexes nippes
alex will then precede and bite her nipple in responce to the alagory put in place by her actions
she will then precede to say why
and in responce alex law will be put in place
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Everything that has happened, is happening and will happen is because Alex Smith had sex with a man 17 times in one day.
Kid 1- I totally bombed that test.
Kid 2- Just remember Alex's Law.
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On September 23, 1994 Texas, A new law was created in fear of a newborn child named "Alexandria G." Law states, "At no time from this point, may Alexandria ever travel into a mall, amusement park, water park, miniature golf course, or movie theater. If accompanied by a parent or adult, the other party including the previously named is held accountable for their actions in the stated locations."
(TRS 335:12.08)
Although now a fugitive, Alexandria and her cohorts travel to malls and other public areas causing all sorts of noise and disturbance including but not limited to: Giggling, spitting, loud burps, uncontrollable laughter, pointing at people and laughing, and checking out cute guys.
In recent years, the law has been amended in the state of Texas, now this includes all teenage and tweenage females in a mall. Amendment a states: "No group of girls under the age of 18 may gather together in a mall, park, or area where they may cause public disturbance. Fewer than 5 is considered a group and no more than 2 together would be acceptable."
Any violation of this law in the state of Texas is you do not, pass go, you do not get 200$, you go straight to jail until you roll doubles or bribe the warden with fitty dollas...
*Giggle giggle giggle* You're under arrest in violation of Alex's Law.
Fugitives include:
All females in texas that talk and yell way too loud in malls.
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Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.
Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate