all but a cock

adj.

Synonymous with 'a lot', often referring to almost all of something.

Source:
My shit-pants partner and I ate a large portion of a strawberry swirl cheesecake, leaving only a cock-shaped piece left in its plastic container. This ultimately lead to the statement that we ate 'all but a cock' of the cheesecake.

1) "Wow, we ate all but a cock of that cheesecake."
2) "I know all but a cock about the female anatomy."

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all balls no cock

Some one who has testicals that are over sized in comparisons to there penis.

Stumpy cock swollen bags.

"Coorrr mark your all balls no cock"

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come all over your cock

Phrase used by many prostitutes/sex workers as an encouraging and motivating cheer to their current at-the-moment clientele in the hopes that the customer will hurry up and come so that their sex act can be finished and brought to a close.

Rolling her eyes as she wished she could be somewhere else besides where she was, Betsy got a hold on her urge to laugh, and with the most serious and ecstatic voice she could produce told David, "Ohhh yes, baby. I am fixing to come so hard I'm going to come all over your cock". Grinning big and proud of herself for not laughing, Betsy could hear David begin his vocalization of him coming inside her. 'Next' thought Betsy as she accidentally farted while David was still inside her.

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all to cock

Phrs. Messed up, useless, wrong. British Origin.

"I had this great porno empire, but it all went to cock in '77 when Mary Whitehouse illegalised pornstars under the age of 18!"

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All roach and no cock

Phrase: Somebody who you would compare to a roach. Someone who never stands up for himself/herself -- a pussy.

Ricky: "Bro you look like a Cleveland Steamer had dried out after a storm."
Bobby: "I know."
Ricky: "You're not gonna defend yourself?"
Bobby: "No."
Ricky: "Man you're all roach and no cock."

All Cock

Used to describe a man who oozes self confidence, rarely ever shows weakness and gets all the ladies.

Person 1: Did you see Arnold Schwarzenegger in Pumping Iron?

Person 2: Yeah, he was All Cock.

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all madden cock block

the greatest cock block of them all. one who cock blocks to the extent of greatness

Dam I tried to get with that girl but that fag pulled an all madden cock block on me.

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