all fizz and no jizz

Adjective to describe an arrogant, conceited male who portrays himself as a major player with the ladies but when it comes to performing the sex act, he totally sucks at it and disappoints every chick that he fucks by cumming prematurely and blowing only a tiny, pathetic amount of jizz.

Allie: That baller you fucked last night must have been spectacular in bed, huh?

Brittney: No way! That loser was all fizz and no jizz!

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