All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

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All Timer

when two people are attracted to each other but dont go out every time theu see each other they kiss each other ( french kiss ) even if the two people have gf or bf they still do it, but they dont tell their gf or bf

F: want to kiss me
M: hell yeahh !! lets make it an all timer
F: OKAYY !!!
*** three months past they meet ***
M: hello
F: sorry i cant i have a bf
M: hoo gives a fuck he wont find outt
F: okayy thenn
** her bf sees them **
BF: stupid coww !!!!!!!!!!!


moral of this childrenn ;;
DONT DO AN ALL TIMERR !!!

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All-Timers Disease

A very common disease, that originates in the large intestines. Causes the infected person to have a need/desire to poop at an irregular daily. The All-Timers Diseases acts mainly when nervous, causing your friends to wait for you while you poop, leading to them getting angry at you for pooping every time you're about to go somewhere. No diagnosis has been found yet.

Jeffy - "Yo man lets go smoke this j"

Frank - "Shit man, let me take a quickie"

Jeffy - "Fuck man, it all takes you so long and you always have to shit before we smoke"

Frank - "Dude, i have All-Timers Disease"

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All-timers Disease

A reference to Alzheimer’s disease, there’s nothing funny about this. All-timer meaning an elderly individual, which are known to have this disease. There is nothing worse than losing your mind.

Ray: Why hasn’t Zachary been is class?

Kalder: He’s in Dallas visiting his grandparents, one of which is suffering from all-timers disease.

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All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.

Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"

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