Alligator eyes

While a man is going down on a woman, inevitably he will attempt to make eye contact. The moment when the eyes of both parties meet, from the female's perspective, the man looks like an alligator lurking in a swamp; only his eyes peeking up to be seen.

Girl 1: So last night, Mike was going down on me.

Girl 2: Ya and?

Girl 1: Well, have you ever noticed how proud they look when they are down there and look right up at you?

Girl 2: Yea, kind of like an alligator peeking up from the water.

Both girls in sync: ALLIGATOR EYES!

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alligator eyes

A male version of a camel toe. Similar to melvin but more descriptive in nature. Looks like the testicles of the subject are, in fact alligator eyes due to their opposite position from each other.

I can't believe I just put on my grandma's old ski suit - it is so tight fitting that it gave me ALLIGATOR EYES, check them out!

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