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You heard Jamal is an almond joy? Black on the outside but white on the inside.
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The male version of a camel toe where you can see the outline of the dudes junk from pants that are too tight.
Dude, check out Tim's Almond Joy. No wonder he's always depressed.
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A man's "package" in his pants. Like a ladies "Camel Toe"
His pants are so tight you can see his almond joy!
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To ejaculate on a piece of fecal matter, preferably human feces.
Jhon: Richard! Did you make another almond joy in the bathroom?
Richard: I'm sorry, I couldn't help it.
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When a man has diarrhea and it covers his testicals. He can let it dry on his testicals and then let someone lick it off.
Female version of this is a "Mounds"
Jeff had the shits all day, so when I got home he gave me an almond joy.
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When a man's genitals are fondled by a partner.
Jack: Jill came over gave me almond joy last night.
Ben: lucky bastard!
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I'm going to eat a nigga ass like an almond joy. Almond joying
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