alpha raccoon

an alpha raccoon is what you get when you survive a raccoon attack you get like 10 sec before he gose ape shit on u and ur house

holy shit its an alpha raccoon get the mega phone

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Alpha raccoon

Alpha raccoon (max) - max is a gay lord who likes to do it in the bum with raccoons his special talent is to steal really bad memes from other meme accounts and post them on his page, max is a faggot with a bad temper and also really sexist.

Savannah: i hate max
Melicka: so do i

Shaynelle: same like who calls themself alpha raccoon

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