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home to nemesis, oblivion, air, ripsaw, corkscrew, rita, spinball, enterprise...etc
best theme park in the UK
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Popular theme park in England. Famous for a lot of rides including it's most trademark one, 'Oblivion'. 'Air' is most likely to break down whilst riding it and you're most likely to drop a shoe or hat in 'Nemesis'. A very enjoyable theme park but if you soil yourself on 'Rita' you're screwed.
Also commonly shortened down to 'AT'.
"Let's go to Alton Towers today Mummy, but I mustn't forget to bring a change of pants!"
"AT is so damn cool!"
"Did you hear, that oblivion at AT is so scary!"
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A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"
"Yeah sounds good"
"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
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A usually (not not always) gay sexual manoeuvre where someone is sandwiched between two men in standing position. The two standing men both simutaneously anally penetrate the recipient while both singing In The Hall Of The Mountian King (The Alton Towers theme). If the recipient is able to support themselves on something the two men can also use their arms above their head in a triangle shape and can bob up and down in time with the tune.
"So Chris, me and my boyfriend were wondering if you fancied a trip to Alton Towers?"
"Yeah sounds good"
"BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BA BAAA
BA BA BA BA BA BAAAAAAAAA"
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A Theme Park located in Alton (A.K.A the middle of nowhere) that is home to many record breaking rides. Some really popular rides at Alton Towers that if you havent heard of, you are expected to have either lost yourself in a forest for a few hundred years or you are just dumb as fuck. These rides are known as; The Smiler, the first 14-inversion rollercoaster. Oblivion, first “vertical drop” coaster (87.5° at its steepest). There is also enterprise and spinjam. Those rides are just fillers because Alton Towers decided the wanted a Fair in the middle of there theme park. In conclusion Alton Towers is either really shitty or the best theme park you will set foot on. It all depends on if you go on a day with okay operators or knobs.
Poor soul “i went to alton towers yesterday and the operator looked like the tip of a chode and took 3 minutes to set us off in the wickerman.”
Friend “you poor, poor, soul”