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When your american and your dick so hard it's stiff as a flag pole!
Man last night I was so hard I had that American standard all night!
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Man I gave my girl all my American standard last night..kept her screaming!
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When a man stacks a chick on her shoulders so her exposed asshole is in the air, insert an American flag into her stinker, stand at attention, muster a cock salute, and start singing the National Anthem.
Boy I would love to give the American standard to that iraqi chick, that would be a very patriotic.
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Its a standard american toilet. Thats all.
Guy: What toilet should i get.
A STANDARD AMERICAN TOILET!
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