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In order to create the Amish butter, you must start with heavy cream, only adding stripped copper wire, the splinters from a carriage, shaved horse hoof, and the throw up from the three refugees of rumschpringa. Can be dabbed.
"Those damned heathens have been smoking the Amish butter!" -Lancaster patch
When a girl is giving you the double fisted slurple gurp, the semen/saliva left on her hands is Amish butter. It only counts if it is the double fisted slurple gurp, as the motion resembles that of churning butter.
“Wow Jenny your hands are so soft! What lotion are you using?”
“It’s that Amish butter from last night!”
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When having sex with a woman who is lactating, collect a glass of her breast milk. Place your woman on her back with her legs in the air and pour the breastmilk into her vaginal canal. Procede to FUCK her straight down as though you are churning butter. When the milk curdles, wipe it on a piece of toast and feed it to your partner.
"Dude, last night my chick was hungry, so I gave her an Amish Butter-Churner!"
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Pour hot butter all over a dildo, then turn out all the electricity, sneak into a girls room and plunge the dildo in and out of a girls vagina like you are churning butter.
After drinking all night i went home, hit the circuit breaker, sprayed down King Dong with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and gave her a good Amish Butter Churn.
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During anal sex, after finishing inside the other person, the male forcefully plunges his dick in and out of their asshole. This makes the semen extra sticky and makes a loud splooshing sound. The one performing the act must have a neck beard, preferably with connecting sideburns.
"He hit me with that Amish Butter Churner after he came in my ass last night, it was horrible to clean up."
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The act of placing a bowl underneath the anus whilst taking a shit, and then using said bowl in a potluck.
Tom: yo did you see that piece of shit in a bowl at the potluck?
Harry: Hell yeah that's my amish butter dish.
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When you piss into someone’s asshole and put your dick in and twist around.
Bro, I just tried Amish Moon Butter with my girl last night! That shit was crazy!
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