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ammosexual marriage

Ammosexual marriage: "The legal union of a gun lover and their weapon of choice." Not clear if it is actually legal in any State but may be allowed de facto as a result of current gun laws. Supposed to result from improper bonding at a young age to the mother resulting in transference of sexual attachment to a piece of metal such as a doorknob or shotgun.

Ammosexual marriage is a human right.

by charleyzencat February 14, 2015

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