an 85%er

Part of the 85% of men who fake being straight but are really posting in the Craiglist Discreet encounters section looking for other men to come to their house and pretend they are just bros watching the game in the garage when it comes to the wife's knowledge..but in reality they saw the add for a discreet encounter that stated "You come to my garage and I drop my shorts M4M please be discreet . Tops only preferred. " Or something to that effect.

When typing the word discreet M4M into the search box; you will see that 85% of the male population of Las Vegas has posted in the past 24 hours. Hence the 85%er. So when a woman assumes the man is gay but doesn't want to be offensive or directly tell him he's a flamer , since he's most likely a closet queer or has homophobia or is attached perhaps has a girlfriend or identifies as straight but is truly bi-sexual. She will tell her friends that he's an 85%er. Or she will say it directly to him..knowing that just like most woman don't know about the fact that 85% of all men truly get off on having a finger in their butt or are bi or gay, most of these men won't know where the term 85%er comes from. Are you an 85%er?

Bell boy to the host -"Oh that guy was flaming !"
Host-" Oh no he checked in with his girlfriend, but according to the guy that purchased the room adjacent to him, he's definitely an 85%er."

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