an irish

The act of giving a handy with absolutely zero lubricant. Also known as a dry rub

1) Billy: did you get any last night?

Jon: No, she wouldn't even give me an Irish

2) billy: Damnit dude, I'm all out of jergens, looks like I'm giving myself an Irish tonight

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Irish

Adjective used to describe the bravest men, the most beautiful women, the loveliest landscape, and the best whiskey ever to bless the Earth.

Used in most countries to describe what they wish they were.

"Mon Dieu! My snail-eating country is full of cowards and ugly women. Why did not God make me Irish?!"

"We wudna turned tail at Dunkirk if we'd been the bloody Irish."

"Irish? Ain' dat some foo'ball team?"

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Irish

Some good people who have nice history. Have nice displays of castles and their food's delicious. Casual and smart.

Irish go for Ireland.

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Irish

These guys and girls know how to have a good time. Out of all the other europeans and besides germans they are the best!

Dude that irish party is rockin!

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Irish

1. The lovely people from Ireland

2. The ones who fought the english for over 800 years (we haven't really gotten over that)
3. Best drinkers and safest drinkers to be around (if you saw the euros 2016 you'd know)
4. The beautiful language spoken in Ireland
"Beidh muid ag ardú arís"
5. The makers and founders of Guinness
6. Awesome people
7. Beautiful landscapes

Basically one of the best countries

F.Y.I we're not all leprechauns or red heads and we DONT HAVE LUCKY CHARMS here!
Also it's St.Patricks day or St.Paddys day not St.Pattys day

The Irish have the best Guinness you can get

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irish

Very hard working people with positive attitudes.

I am of Irish parents.

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Irishous

The quality of being both Irish and delicious.

Jamie Dornan is Irishous.

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