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an Oj Simpson

It is when you are drinking a glass of orange juice with a loved one and out of no where murder her and leave a glove at the scene of the crime

"Dude I totally gave my woman an OJ Simpson

by the Roflsaur October 13, 2005

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an Oj Simpson

it is when you do something outrageous and deny it fervently to avoid guilt or consequences; then later admit you might have done it

guy 1: "so some asshole told her i banged her mom and i was like, babe you don't really believe that right! and she was like, oh i guess not. then at dinner i was like, girl, did i tell you how hot your mom is when she comes! haha"
guy 2: "man you really pulled an oj simpson on that one"

by lady_luck March 25, 2007

18๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


OJ Simpson

Nigga that got away.

"I killed my wife" - Oj Simpson.

by KML09 December 28, 2009

554๐Ÿ‘ 121๐Ÿ‘Ž


The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.

Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.

by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


oj simpson

A man who gets a aquitted by a jury that "doesn`t believe" in DNA.

Person 1: "Yo man DNA said OJ Simpson did it."
Person 2: "Pfft. What's DNA? Fucking racist, that's what."

by CJDUB January 31, 2008

558๐Ÿ‘ 170๐Ÿ‘Ž


OJ Simpson

See guilty.

He did it.

by Dawg November 28, 2003

2564๐Ÿ‘ 1030๐Ÿ‘Ž


OJ Simpson

A man who is not Jewish.

Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, not a Jew.
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Adam Sandler: OJ Simpson, still not a Jew.

by HappyFunBallUser July 5, 2009

99๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž