Anal Alien

A piece of shit that looks excrutiatingly unique

That piece of green shit began to move so i quickly flushed that anal alien

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anal-dwelling aliens

Aliens that dwell in ones rectum
-or-
communists.

one time i was beamed up on a UFO, and the shoved an egg up my ass.
And when it hatched it crawled out and, i swear to Jebus, looked just like Joseph Stalin.

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