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anal beard

The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.

"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."

by JOSAFOOWIS August 31, 2005

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anal beard

A hairy arse

When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.

by TommiGunn March 16, 2004

110๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal beard

the pubic hair surrounding the anus

fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard

by molt October 16, 2003

15๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal beard

arse hair

Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"

by victor audley ramitupmyshitter November 19, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 32๐Ÿ‘Ž


anal beard

a beard that sprouts from ones anus

dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?

by henroy and jam-es September 28, 2007

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Beard

A large growth of hair in the anal region

Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard

by Joe Symonds May 12, 2006

74๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


Anal Beard

The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.

"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"

by Anal Beard King January 13, 2010

24๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž