The hair which encompasses the rectum etc. A high quality anal beard will usually contain several different colours (4+) these colours, however, are naturally several shades of "natural" brown. The common anal beard will have 3-7 different scents. The unofficial record of multiple scent for a single anal beard is 22 held by Quincy (this measurment was recorded by kieran) Anal beards can be used as a fashion accessory (eg. braids, ribbons, Dye) public displays of your trendy anal beard usually result in arrest and numerous prison buggerings.
"Gosh, I can smell Quincy's anal beard from here"
"Wow, check the anal beard on that, too bad he's getting arrested"
"DAMN, i've still got some of that chick's anal beard stuck in my ODD and it smells real bad"
"on my adventures, I once saw an anal beard that was 4 meters long! ... it tasted funny...."
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When you bend over, it looks like a yeti is trying to climb out of you arse crack.
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the pubic hair surrounding the anus
fack off barry, ya fricking anal beard
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Barry: "Tom you tit"
Tom: "Fuck off Barry, why don't you plat my anal beard with your teeth"
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a beard that sprouts from ones anus
dude,is that an anal beard hang outa your anus?
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A large growth of hair in the anal region
Cordell has a massive anal beard
I have an sweaty anal beard
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The hair that grows on the Gooch. When it gets to quite a length, in has qualities like a facial beard, only not itchy.
"I really shouldn't wipe my ass back to front, I get Clingons in my Anal Beard"
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