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The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look.
I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleaching!
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Cosmetic technique whereby strong bleaching solutions like hydroquinones are used to lighten the anal area. This procedure is employed by strippers, body builders, actors and actresses. Seems over time, the butticular area becomes darker (some say it's due to dark foods like coffee, others speculate it's due to staining from the bilirubin content in feces.) Either way, those who aspire to wear butt floss as swimwear or do pole dancing seem to feel a lighter sphincter will improve their image.
The treatment is said to sting quite a bit.
Canula made her third appointment for anal bleaching. Despite her husband Fafner's assurance that he found her hindquarters pleasing enough as they were, Canula felt that the skin around her inner buttocks could use a good bleaching.
The treatment stung a lot, frankly, it was worse than that case of diaper rash she remembered from that unfortunate time..well, not to dwell on past failures.
When she healed up a week later, Canula donned her best thong and did a fine striptease for Fafner on their bedroom pole. Fafner agreed, her lightened sphincter was really a lot sexier and it even glowed in the dark.
This last observation puzzled Canula.
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The act of whitening one's dark, ugly, ring around the anus. Method used for a more violent method of anal
Step 1: Fill washing machine with bleach
Step 2: Shove ass in washing machine
Step 3: Protect other private areas to prevent spotting
Step 4: Turn "spin cycle" on high (for best results)
Step 5: Drip dry until damp
Step 6: Blow dry excess moisture
*BLEACH WITH CAUTION*
Tips:
- Gel bleach is preffered for extra lubrication and a more precise bleaching
- If you use generic bleach and have issues, just simply SHOUT IT OUT!
- Febreeze anus if bleach smell is overwheling or hindering your chances of getting some action
Side Effects:
-Chaffing
- Bruising (due to the washing machine now up your ass)
- Un-fuckableness if done wrong
- Could abort a pregnancy if bleach is inserted in wrong hole. (Remember, this is an anal procedure)
- This can be a dangerous sport for anyonewith Anal Obsessive Disorder (AOD)
- You are officially a Fucktard if you attempted this mission
*Contact your doctor or mother, whichever one gives better advice, before attempting anal bleaching
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Anal bleaching cream is a cream that you can apply to the anus, vagina, and/or nipples to lighten darker than usual pigmentation. You really should try to stay away from any creams that include hydroquinone as this is a potentially dangerous ingredient.
Anal Bleaching, as described on Dr. 90210, is a growing trend where people that have darker pigmentation use a bleaching cream or skin lightener to lighten the areas around the anus and the vagina.
An example of anal bleaching cream would be a product called Lakshma anal bleaching cream.
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