When a guy lays down and his balls cover his ass-hole.
Jen: Mark, your balls are so big that there is an anal eclipse tonight!
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When you time your fart perfectly to go off in the bathroom.
After thanking security for keeping us safe in our time of drinking, I went to the restroom for a total anal eclipse.
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When your butthole consumes itself
I took a fat shit and my butthole caved in, I had an anal eclipse.
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