where 4 hours before having anal the girl drinks a purple slushy. While having anal she shits and the shit is green. Hence the name Anal Guacamole.
Yeah we were doing anal and she did some Anal Guacamole
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When a girl gets the runs after anal sex
"Hey babe lets go to the movies"
" Sorry, I had fun last night but; I have severe anal guacamole"
If a guy gets anal guacamole he's queer
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