anal hair

Hair around your anus in your butt crack.

"Don't do me doggy style, I'm afraid my butt will spread open and you will see my anal hair."

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Anal hair tear

When a man plucks his anal hairs.

Jeff: Dude my ass hair was getting so long and I didn't want to cut myself trying to shave so I did an Anal hair tear.

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Anal Hair Pasta

Giving someone with a hairy ass a rim job.

I went to lick her ass but instead got a mouth full of anal hair pasta.

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Zen's anal pubic hair

The peaceful pubic hair in someone's ass.

My Zen's anal pubic hair must be amazing for sex!

Anal hair

A style of hair predominantly found on women where they have long hair but will shave off one side of it. Women who sport this hairstyle are 100% guaranteed to like participating in anal sex.

"Jeez, did you see Becky's new hairstyle? Before she looked like the Girl Next Door, but now she's got anal hair."