Anal Lice

An insect mutated from the species BigBrotherus Anticus after feasting excessively on messy kitchens. Known to dwell in the anal region of humans, particularly those locked in a house for three months.

Bro! Are those anal lice?

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Anal Lice

Small, or in some cases very large, maggot like creatures that dwell in ones nether regions (the anus(the shitter)), if one does not dry ones asshole after taking a large dump or receiving anal sex.

"I'm going fishing, please may I use some of your anal lice?"
"Did one of your anal lice just crawl on my face?"
"A-man has the most anal lice in the world"

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