anal venom

The yellowish colored discharge from your anus that usually occurs on a hot summer day after taking a shit. Associated with monkey butt. May be a symptom of improper wiping or chaffing or just a generally uncleanly rectum. Best described as a mixture of ass sweat and fecal debris.

"This anal venom is burnin' me up. I'd better go lay down with a fan blowing on my ass to dry it out."

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