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Anally Allergic

when a certain food or drink touches your lips you instantly feel the need to shit your brains out violently, leaving you little time to make it to the bathroom, usually just ending up as a really shitty shart!

Oh no thanks, I probably shouldn't have that I am anally allergic, and I don't see a bathroom nearby...i.e no further than a foot.

by LC, Boston December 16, 2009

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