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Like Incest but requires you to go back in time to fuck your ancestors.
Two people on ancestry.
Person one: "Hey! Where have you been? I haven't seen you in a while."
Person two: "Time travelling to fuck my ancestors"
Person one: "Eww, That's incest!"
Person two: "No it's not, It's Ancest"
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Adjective to honor an ancestor; exhibiting a mannerism that shows respect for elders that have passed on.
The portrait displayed on her shirt spoke for her ancestrious demeanor.
The child was taught to be ancestrious
When family secrets get exposed after using an at home DNA kit.
"Hey man, just found out that I got a half- brother in California. Looks like dad was messing around."
"Yea looks like he got Ancestry Outed"
The #1 most popular dating site in the state of Alabama
William! Check it out! I just matched with my 3rd cousin on Alabama Ancestry! This site is fuckin' awesome!
A common name for sound files depicting the burning fires of a wood oven.
"Hey, Steve, why'd you send me a sound file called jewish ancestry?"
"Well, you said you wanted to learn about my family history."
"I did, but this just sounds like a burning oven!"
"Exactly."
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When family secrets get exposed due to the use of an at home DNA testing kit.
"Yea, turns out I have a half sister in New York that also lines up with one of my dad's business trips. Looks like he just got Ancestry Outed"
The new addition to the your mom gay trilogy
John: "Your mom gay"
Bill: "No you"
John: "Your family tree LGBT"
Bill: "Your ancestry incestry"
Entire world collapses on itself after John took the most intense insult known to man.
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