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Ancient History

So fucking boring that if you don't get enough sleep, your A+ will be ancient history.

Class schedule-Ancient history time!

me-oh fuck

by cousinfucker2347632768 April 17, 2019

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Ancient History

Can simply be described as the History chosen for deadshit losers. It has nothing to do with modern society so The Department of Education have developed a move to ban it from high school due to its irrelevance. Students are being pushed to take up as many units of Modern History as possible. Popular kids at school are asking for a fifth unit of Modern History to be introduced due to number of suicides that have been happening during Ancient History class time. Although studies show that the kids who have committed suicide were unloved and often had rare deformities of the face/genitals(tiny sized scrotums apparent in males and Ingrown penises in females) so some kids have pushed to keep Ancient History as it kills all the filthy mingas and unpopular boys.

That kid is fat, friendless and eating wheat.. He must do Ancient History

Miss Davies boobs represent Ancient History, thats how you know Ancient History is filthy!

by Dr. Einstein June 10, 2008

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ancient history

gone for good

"joey 'ad 'is moments" exclaimed dave, "but at the end of the day 'e's ancient history."

by theWestHamfan November 13, 2003

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