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After someone tells a boring or mundane story, or a joke that nobody laughs at, conclude it by explaining that a volcano erupted afterwards
Olivia: I was doing my washing up when the sink overflowed and my feet got wet.
Mike: And then a volcano erupted.
Eric: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Alex: Why?
Eric: Because there was no traffic coming.
Alex: And then a volcano erupted.
When a person farts profusely resulting in an explosion with an unmerciful and unjust shit that some how rips the persons pants and peels the skin off ones ass cheeks resulting in the painting of ones white t-shirt and leaving a trail of hockey behind....
Holy titty fucking turtle!Were you there when Amanda let out that massive diarrhea filled volcano erupting fart?She really doesn't give a fuck about her asshole.
Austin: you know what they say, "When in Rome, don't wash your dick or a volcano may erupt and kill you."
Jacob: Yea man, totally, that is what they say.
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DA BEST GAWK GAWK YOU WILL EVER RECEIVE IN A LIFETIME, YOU WONT BE ABLE TO WALK FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFETIME AFTER THIS AND YOUR SOUL WILL BE SENT TO HEAVEN IF DONE CORRECTLY
Dave: Yo my homeboy, you want the the mary poppings supercalifragilisticexpialidocious gawk gawk vacuum chamber quadruple hand twist ushy bushy gushy sloppy toppy boppy naughty gorilla grip fade tsunami volcano eruption of semen soul snatcher combo wombo mumbo 3000?
William: No daddy, im not ready to die, im still a child
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Erupting volcano is when you get ass from girl and just before puting you put some tabasco on condom and then put it in. After a while she has an itching feeling before she runs to wc and tries shit it out hopelesly, because the pain is too much for her.
I did erupting volcano on to my girlfriend last night and she is still sitting on toilet, poor her.