and then the condom broke

When you see a person walking towards you and you are having a conversation, you say "and then the condom broke" right when the person gets in hearing range to freak them out.

*Rachel walks towards Vince and Nicole*
Nicole: ...and then the condom broke.
Rachel: WHAT?!!?

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my dads condom broke

This is the reason why I exist

Some time years ago.....

Dad: let's have sex
Mom: okeee
Dad: condom broke
Me years later: why did my dads condom broke?