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When your hands and cock are super smooth so you can jerk off without lotion
Bro 1: bro i woke up today with angel hands so didn't need even get out my bed to jerk off
Bro 2: bro...nice
When your in a left lane at an intersection and right as the light turns red you slam the gas pedal and honk your horn so traffic knows your coming.
Damn it Dave that guy did a Los Angeles Left Hand Turn Signal and nearly cut me off.