The Angles

Pics taken at different angles, that form the illusion of beauty when in reality the subject of the picture is horribly disgusting looking

Nick - I finally going to meet that girl I've been chattin with online all year.
Mike - Oh yea, whats she look like?
Nick - *shows Mike the pics*
Mike - Oh man, She Has The Angles!
*******************Next Day*****************
Nick - Holy Shit, remember the girl i went to meet last night?
Mike - Yeah?
Nick - She was about 500 lbs, was bald, retarted, She looked like a Yeti.Ooh yeah her name was Kalis... isnt a kalis something you get on the bottom of your foot...

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angle

The word boys use to call you but their dumb and don't know how to spell "angel"

Alec- wow she's perfect, such an angle

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angles

Someone who's ugly but takes pictures at different angles so that they look pretty and then posts them on myspace.

Yo that girl's got the angles.

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on angles

phrase used to describe:

1. the action of a crackhead watching the corner of a drug block while the hustler fills thier order

2. drawlin, out of pocket, or in-the-way ass behavior

3. something thats wrong as in not straight

1. Yo unk, i'm gone need you to get on angles for me real quick, the cops out here tweakin today.

2. You can't catch my weed no more cause every time you smoke you get on all types of angles.

3. My stomach was on angles after i ate that cheese steak from the Chinks earlier.

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angle

1) A plan or way of doing something, esp. making a good sales pitch, implying that the person knows exactly what he or she is doing or saying.

2) The way a guy might spell the word "angel" as in reference to his girlfriend, letting his fellas know that the girl is being handled with care.

Garage sale, huh? What's your angle?

I'm out having breakfast with my angle, Heather.

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angle

The point of view in which something is written in especially when meant to be for a certain group, person, or audience

The stage character held the board in the angle of the audience.

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angle

The weirdest misspelling on the internet. I don't know if people do it to be cute or because they don't proofread. But it baffles me for a good minute every time I see it.

Unless you're talking in degrees, just, just don't, okay?

Person 1 and Person 2 are chatting over a random image

Person 1: Check this out.
Person 2: Oh sweet dude, I love the angle.
Person 1: I mean... it's a pretty standard angle...
Person 2: I mean the character.
Person 1: You mean the ANGEL?

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