angroid

A person who is irrationally opposed to owning, operating, or even looking at content displayed on a handheld device; based entirely on the operating system in use by said device.

Such a person may go out-of-their-way to show everyone around that they don't know how to do ordinary things on said device, such as opening an app or scrolling content; believing that doing so affords them some form of cred.

"Hey Dave, -how are your home renovations going?"
"Awesome! Here, I've been taking pics as I go."
"How the hell do I scroll photos? I can't make sense of this damn thing."
"Exactly the same way as you're used to, Carl. You're such an angroid."

angroid

noun
An angroid is a violently menancing or destructive member of the negroid race.

"Dem angroids be fucking-up CHAZ!"

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