When a man goes down on a girl close to her period then looks at the mirror or girl only discover blood around his mouth looking like an angry clown.
Chick one says to chick two " my boyfriend went down on me last night I must of got my period because he came up looking like an angry clown! "
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Throwing confetti at a prolapsed anus while yelling "whose laughing now?".
We got pretty drunk last night. She let me do the angry clown. We broke up this morning.
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When a man and a woman are engaged in sexual intercourse with the woman bent over. When the man nears climax, he proceeds to lift his fist high and give the woman a solid punch to the kidney. This causes the woman to tense up resulting in a tighter snatch.
Man, that skank, I gave her the old angry clown.
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ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .
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During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!
Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"
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ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"
I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .
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A nickname for Donald Trump
Did you see what the Angry Clown tweeted this morning?
No, I can't read that horsecrap. He seems hellbent on making America ashamed again.
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