Angry Hawk

A drink for when you are sick. It consists of water, a spoonful of honey, and a small amount of vinegar. It is great for congestion, sore throat, or a sinus infection. Doesn’t taste the best, but it seems to work better than tea.

Kid: “Im not feeling well, my throat hurts.”
Parent: “Should I make you some Angry Hawk?”
Kid: “Yes please”

Angry Stephen Hawking

when a couple are participating in a flying 69, and the women is head first down, and the man cums, gets weak in the legs and falls to his knees causing the women to hit her head on the floor breaking her neck. the next day she will resemble an Angry Stephen Hawking.

Dude i gave this really bitch chick an angry stephen hawking on accident!

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