Angry Snail

When you are eating out your girlfriends pussy and she shits all over your chin and face.

I was having hot sex with my girlfriend ashley yesterday until I went down on her and she attacked me with an angry snail.

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angry snail

An angry snail is what you call a bottle of beer that has been dropped, causing beer to froth out the top as it spins on the ground. Are often the result of a taxi.
An angry snail can also be spotted when a warm or shaken beer is opened by its unsuspecting owner.

Oh shit, check it out, angry snail
Ha ha, look at Davo with the angry snail

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angry canadian snail

Week old cum that gets slapped onto someone

Bill just got the angry Canadian snail