Anne Summers Shop

A place where sex is currency
A place where teenage boys wish their girlfriends would go
A place where handcuffs aren't for law enforcement
A shop that somehow survives without customers
A place where bras dont need to cover the nipple
A place where desperate women go to flll the hole
A place that sells DVD's with unusually bad acting
A place where things that vibrate strictly arent for cleaning teeth

Alice: I picked up something from the Anne summers shop today
Joe: Fuck yes! ive been waiting for this all my life
Alice: And you wont be dissapointed
Joe: *Jizz in pants

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Ann Summers

The mother of your wife's South Asian ex-bang, who instigated your son's penis exemption from being a gentile, and lingers in the the background of you.

I still have my Ann Summers. Shish.

Summer Ann Mckenzie

A girl with the cutest face and sexiest body and dirtiest mind that loves Romeo lignell and hates video games jk

Summer Ann McKenzie; noun, big booty sexy girl

Romeo: damn look at summer sexy ass body I love her face.

*skip to her

Summer: I love that guy over there
Friend: who
Summer: Romeo