anus eggs

The act of shoving eggs up your anus and laying them like a dinosaur in your driveway and after a few months you go into a depressive state since your eggs aren't hatching and you shove your hand up your anus looking for more eggs to lay in which stretched your anus out and turned into a leakage so now you have to wear diapers when you're 29

Bro one: bro what did you do yesterday?
Bro two: I preformed anus eggs.
Silence
Even more silence
Now random stranger: You need help.