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What someone uses to open their beer.
I couldn't find my bottle opener so I used my anus opener.
A vile act where during sexual intercourse in the “doggy-style” position a ban will attempt to spread the anus of the female/male and push his or her head through the tough sphincter. Once the head is all the way through the women must yell “YEEE-HAWE”
“Hey Jeff why do you look down today?”
“ well Mikey last night I was in trouble”
“ oh what’s wrong bro”
“ it was my first time doing Open Anus Sledding”
“I’ll teach you, don’t worry”
When your fart opens your anus releasing a wad of air while producing no noise.This fart can either be stinky or have no smell at all. If your stomach hurts than your fart will be hot and smelly.
I just farted and it was open-anus. My stomach hurts..did you smell it?
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While at the office, casually walk over to a co-worker as if you have important news. When their guard is down, drop trousers, and in one motion, spread your ass-cheeks as far as possible with your hands and bend over releasing pure gasseous matter directly into the unsuspecting victims face. AKA: OBH (open butthole fart)
I couldn't believe it when Josh open-anus farted right in the middle of the office. His ass was right in my face.
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When you erect your anus towards the sky and open it with your fingers. Then you fart out and most likely your fart will be sucked back into your poop chute.
Mary walked up in front of the angry mob and performed and Open Anus Reverse Fart
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Person 1: Hey! Can you lend me a helping hand?
Person 2: My anus is wide open for you..
Person 2: (making it much worse) Please come in, and take a seat.
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