Ape Face

The creases around a middle aged women’s mouth that make her resemble a character from planet of the apes

Sigourney Weaver, Sarah Palin, and every Asian woman over fifty have Ape Face.

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Ape face

to heavily masterbate over a loved ones face.
then to shave your george bush off (pubes)
and throw them over the face which is covered in yur love juice which holds them stedily in place.

Charlotte: Omg jamie.! what are you doing?

Jamie: Giving your mum an ape face :D

Charlotte: she looks like a fucking monkey

Jamie: Thats the point

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