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When you have to dodge the heroin needles at Starbucks to take a dump and the first part is solid like an apple followed by explosive diarrhea that appears to be the consistency of a milkshake.
Hey Ross you want to go to Starbucks?
Fuck no, that overpriced coffee makes me apple milkshake everytime.
Right after you drink that first cup of coffee and you take that immediate coffee shit; that first turd is like a apple and then the immediate rest of the shit is like a milkshake.
I drank that cup of Starbucks coffee and immediately let go of that apple milkshake.
Apple Milkshake is when two males shove cut-up apples into the hole of their penises, until they spurt their semen onto the apples, feeding it to eachother.
Chad: yeah! i Apple Milkshake'd him last night.
John: oh. . .