Apple Music

The rich, preppy girl's Spotify. It's considered innovative because it was made by Apple and copied from dozens of music streaming programs before it.

Wow! Apple Music is amazing! Why didn't anyone think of this before?!

Dude, everyone thought of this before.

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apple music

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Person 1: Hey why the fuck did they make me force download apple music?

Person 2: Oh yea its basically force downloading spotify. They are all out of innovations.

Person 1: Oh, yea I cant even get rid of those U2 albums

Person 2: Yea, they probably are gonna make spotify non compatible with apple music

Person 1: Lets have sex

Person 2: Ok

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apple music lover

literally the coolest ppl alive
yes u have to pay but its just better than spotify even Spotify premium

woah who's that she's literally so cool
oh thats elise she's an apple music lover!
coollllllllllll