The newest in facial hair fashion, made to show how much you care about gender equality
Guy: hey girl
Anna: hey guy! nice apple patch
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The newest trend in men's facial hair: A patch of hair covering the adam's apple.
Christina: Did you see Jim's apple patch?
Abby: It looks sexy on him!
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A patch of facial hair that covers the Adam's apple. Originally a derogatory term, the apple patch broadcasts a man's sex appeal (similar to a happy trail).
Girl 1: Mmm did you see that guy?
Girl 2: Yeah, he has a damn fine apple patch.
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Facial hair that grows on the adam's apple.
"I should really shave the ol' apple patch. It looks pretty ridiculous"
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