Applequeef

When you are not looking, and someone "unexpectedly" takes a queef in your applesauce, yogurt, or cottage cheese

My friend and I were hanging out at my house eating applesauce, when I had to go to the bathroom. Once I got back, my applesauce tasted funny. I asked my friend what happened, and he said, "I just made an applequeef."

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