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National boyfriend appreciation day
Girl#1:did you know April 17th is national bf appreciation day
Girl#2guuurl no didn't gotta get me a man before that
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national day of bananas. banana is the most beautuful fruit. On this day you can eat just banans and nothing else because if you don’t eat just banans you will have bad year.
april 17th
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April 17th all men can receive one free blowjob
It’s April 17th I need to go get my free blowjob!
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National get laid day if its ur birthday you have to get laid or your a bitch
Mommm it’s national get laid day April 17th
Okay son let me fuck you real quick
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National shut the fuck up bitch day!
Mia: talking too much
Mazzy: mia, it’s April 17th
Mia: oh shit
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National boyfriend day. The significant other puts some sappy ass shit on social media (specifically instagram) showing how “great and wonderful” their relationship is when they really ain’t about shit.
Fuck. It’s April 17th. Time to delete my instagram.
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national max day. people named max have to marry whoever sends them a screenshot to them even if they are fruity.
max: what day is it
me:April 17th, we getting married