April 2nd is for the people with the most amazing sense of humour, as they are too bad-ass to be born as April Fool's babys.
Hey, did you hear about that Steve kid that was born 2 minutes after April Fool's ended, on April 2nd?
Yea, he's a BAMF
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The day you celebrate when you weren't born on April Fool's day
Person 1: wow today's April 2nd and my birthday
Person 2: oh nice!
Person 1: I'm so glad I wasn't born on the first. My life would be a JOKE!
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National drop kick your short friend day. If you see your short friends, you get a free pass to kick them.
Person 1: Yo... you know what day it is today?
Person 2: April 2nd, why?
Person 1: It's National drop kick your short friend day!
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The day for small people to be respected in the pack. Small people rule! Small people are the best and should be recognized.
Yay! its April 2nd you need some milk.
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Wow, I love April 2nd now people get to tell me about the weather down here!
The day ultimate midgets rise! Midgets born on April 2nd are special. April 2nd is national midget day so if you know a midget (female are better) you must worship them and bow at your feet.
Midget:BOW BEFORE MY KNEES
Person:Why?
Midget:Because its April 2nd
Person:ALL HAIL MIGHTY MIDGET!
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National βlet him hit dayβ this is simply the day where you let him hit donβt be difficult you know the rules.
I wasnβt going to let him smash because he has 6 different stds, but then he said today was April 2nd and next thing I knew my panties were off.
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April 2nd is International Remy hate Day to show mfs who is the nastiest rat around. It's a day to Hate on that stupid rat and be glad that he's dead
A: yo, you know what day it is?
B: April 2nd, it's international remy hate day
A: really? Glad that mfer Stuart ran that bastard down
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