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Girls born on this day will be the most special people you will ever meet. They're smart, gorgeous, hilarious, caring, and full of personality.
"She's born on April 5th... She must be perfect."
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People born on this day are intelligent, amusing, drop dead gorgeous and of course caring! Having a friend born on April 5th is like Jesus being your friend!
People born on this day should stay away from the color magenta and the number 107.
People born on this day should stay away from people name Jessica, Marion, Yasmin, Jasper, Carolina, Joseph, Nathan and Gerry.
Anyone who gets in the way of someone born on this day is in for an axe in their back so watch out!
Wow! You were born on April 5th? You’re like the Queen.
The day the most amazing sexiest girl was born, always the first to get drunk and the best at parties
Yeah, she’s definitely an April 5th girl.
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April 5th is the day where the answer to all questions is ‘suck your mum’ or just ‘your mum’
Person 1: Ayo what day is it
Person 2: your mum
Person 1: oh it must be April 5th
April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying
"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"
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The day that Kurt Cobain was slain by Jack Black. Years later JB wrote confession of his deed in the song 'The Metal'. Henceforth grunge was truly smitten for the better because as we all know grunge is the forfather of emo which can suck a left nut
On April 5th Metal killed Kurt Cobain
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