The act of shitting in a pool or lake, or body of water that you can submerge yourself in.
Dude, Brad is aqua dumping in the lake and its now floating!
When one takes a dump in a large body of water such as a pool or lake while actually in the body of water. this has sub categories of floater and sinker. floaters obviously float, which is a hard task to produce the appropriate density and buoyancy necessary to float.
This is not to be confused with a depth charge which is where one drops feces into a large body of water from outside it such as off a dock or pier.
"I just took a major aqua dump and it was a floater. it had to be the corn I ate earlier."
"Dude, don't depth charge it, if you gotta go, aqua dump it."
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The act of pooping in a large body of water (usually the ocean) to avoid using a dirty restroom or digging a hole.
The other day I was surfing with my OCD friend who desperately had to poo. He decided that taking an aqua dump was a much better option than the nearby porta-john.
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when a small child poops in a large quarentine of water, such as a pool or lake.
Hey, bobby's takin an aqua dump!
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