Aquarium

A liquid zoo.

IT'S A LIQUID ZOO! AN AQUARIUM IS A ZOO BUT IT'S LIQUID! WHAT DO YOU WANT!?

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Aquarium

(n) derogatory term used by gay men for a place with a large presence of females.

"My God Steve, what's with all of the fish in the bar tonight? If I wanted to go to an Aquarium, I'd have gone to Sea World."

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Aquarium

A place where sea creatures are put on display for the enjoyment and education of humans.

Steve: Do the fish know they are in an aquarium?
Adam: Probably not.

Steve: Dude... What if we are in a human aquarium right now and we wouldn't even know it.

Adam: That's deep man.

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aquarium

Zooooooooooooooooooooooo of fish

I'm going to the zoo of fish a.k.a. an aquarium. fo shizzle bitch? you get that, take that you aquarium zoo of fish bitches. Fuck dat shit nigga, you can take it back to the hood, shitz mad brick out yo. Holla. 1

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Aquarium

The aquarium is a sexual act. It involves urinating in someones face while they are sucking you off. This usually occurs just before ejaculation.

Michael: "Dude, I totally aquariumed Jesse last weekend!"

John: "Dude. That's gross."

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nigger aquarium

A public transportation bus with bigger than average windows, allowing the public to see niggers in a natural habitual exhibit.

Check out those monkeys inside that nigger aquarium.

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Colorado Aquarium

A sensual act where a man places a goldfish (preferably a comet goldfish) in a woman's mouth upon ejaculation and said woman swallows the whole semen/fish load.

Totes Colorado Aquariumed that bitch last night

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