Arabian Rug

When you shave you pubes and tape them to your bald friend's head.

Brandon's passed out again - let's give him an Arabian Rug.

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Arabian Rug

When you’re broke and your wife wants an Arabian Rug. Just cum on her pubes and pat it down

Man 1: Bro my wife wants an Arabian Rug, but we can’t afford to buy one!
Man 2: just cum on her pubes and pat it down! That’s an Arabian Rug!
Man 1: oh I didn’t think about that!