archbishop molloy high school

a catholic high school in briarwood, queens, ny-- fondly referred to as "archyourback molloy". filled with white kids who think they're black, white kids who look like they came straight from a vineyard vines catalog, & future NBA stars. you'll find that these kids spend their weekends chugging twisted teas and ritas, but more than half of their graduating class will graduate from the national honors society. in the rare occasion that you happen to graduate before you're expelled for weed--you've made it! regardless, these kids are always the lit (and wasted) ones at a party.

"do you think michael could get us the goods for your party?"
"idk, do you know what school michael goes to?"
"i'm pretty sure he goes to archbishop molloy high school."
"aye then he's the plug!"

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