Are you having that

Are you going to take that insult? Said by a third party to somebody who has just been insulted.

George: (to Ben) Liverpool are shit.
Dan: Are you having that Ben?

You have no idea

A response that emphasizes the irony of the preceding statement.

Woman A: Your husband is unfaithful?
Woman B: You have no idea. (Husband has a gay lover)

Man A: Heard you a crazy weekend!
Man B: You have no idea. (Man B is a secret agent who used a party as a cover for a mission)

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'You have a virus!'

Those annoying ads that you have a virus. They give you annoying stuff like, a .exe, an annoying voice that interrupts music, and those pop ups. Most people ignore them, mostly because they're scams.

Person: *On a website, then suddenly,* " 'You have a virus!' Click this to fix it! Call this number (Insert random number here, but I'll give you an example) 666-666-666 to get more information! Download this to fix it!"

Are you having a laugh?

1. "Are you kidding me?" Typically used in Great Britian.
2. The catchphrase of Andy Millman's (Ricky Gervais) in the tv-show-within-a-tv-show, "When the Whistle Blows". (from Extras.) Spoken in a high pitch and followed by "Is s/he havin' a laff?"

"What would you go for first if you were a piranha?"
"I'd probably just have a bag of crisps."
"Are you having a laugh?"

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you have no friends

The gayest insult that you can say to a person.

Bobby- HAHAA you have no friends, loser.

Her- Fuck friends I do my dirt all on my lonesome.

Bobby- HAHa you loner.

Her- Bobby, you ain't shit without you're friends. You scared to be by yourself? You don't talk shit when you're alone.

Bobby- My homies got my back no matter what.

Her- Haha fuck you pussy. You nothing without your crew so shut the fuck up and grow some balls. You know your friends are just using your sorry ass.

Bobby- That's what friends are for.

her- true dat

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you have fun with that

if you have a friend, and they do or have to go to something that you arent interested in.. you say "you have fun with that"

Matt: Damn, guess what.
Miles: Whats up?
Matt: I have to go to Chemistry Class for Summer School again.
Miles: you have fun with that matt.

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Who you have, not what you have

It is the presence of God in your life, not your possessions, that makes you a success—stop chasing material things and start a personal relationship with Him.

You may be financially naked, educationally unqualified, and not connected to people of influence, yet if you've faith in the power of the presence of God in your life, you can expect your nothings to turn into somethings—who you have, not what you have is what matters.

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