Arkansased

1. Shooting a duck while it's sitting on the water or a pheasant while it's on the ground.

2. Getting hit really hard.

1. Zeke Arkansased the mallard after it landed on the lake.
2. Beth was almost Arkansased by a car while crossing the street.

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Arkansased

Pronounced Ar-kan-sawed

To be obviously murdered but officials and the news report the case as a suicide. Often these strange occurances are linked to powerful politicians.

"I heard a member of their cabinet committed suicide?"

"Yeah, he shot himself in the back with a shotgun then hanged himself from a tree with his arms tied behind his back."
"Oh, they Arkansased him?"